One morning, Frankie wakes up to find Zenna
coming in looking like… well, looking like this.
“Cute,” he says, “But did it have to be food?”
“Yeah, actually” she laughs, “I was elbow deep
in vegetables and poo water at the Diner and I suddenly had a thought, ‘I need
doughnuts and oranges on my clothes. Also a skirt and heels.’ It was very important."
Frankie doesn’t always wear clothes.
“Being in the nude helps me focus, Zenna. Not everyone thinks their clothing controls the weather, or whatever."
Zenna rolls her eyes. "Clothing is important. You'll eat your words one day, and then I'll have to put out your ass on fire."
For some,
the full moon means mystery and supernatural occurrences. For others, it’s just
another night for going out and having fun.
And coming home and having fun.
The next
morning, Zenna feels ill.
“Shit! Did we
use protection???” she yells, waking up Frankie.
“My stomach
hurts. I think there’s something in
there.”
“What, like
an alien parasite or something?”
“No, like…
like another person. I mean, like, a
baby.”
“Babies? Do
those attract clowns? To be honest, I’m a little afraid of clowns.”
Zenna
glares.
“I’m just
kidding. Not about the clowns, I actually am afraid of them. I mean about the
babies. It’s fantastic news. I mean, if it really is a baby, and not like an
alien parasite or something.”
“You are such a dork,” Z groans.
Zenna later declares herself officially preggers. Both
parents wish for a boy.
“See, I said it wasn’t going to be an alien parasite. How’s
it feel in there?”
“It feels so freaking weird, man. It’s like… oh my god.
There’s something inside me, that’s not me. How can something be inside of
me, and was made from me, and not be part of me?”
“THERE’S A WHOLE OTHER PERSON INSIDE OF ME! HOW IS THAT
POSSIBLE???”
Frankie wishes he’d just left it at “congrats.” It takes
most of the night to get Zenna calm again.
Zenna is concerned her neurosis will be passed on to or
otherwise rubbed off on her child.
Frankie is mostly just scared of the paintings that reflect
her fear. “It’s healthy to have a creative outlet,” he tells himself firmly.
“As long as she doesn’t hang that one
in our room.”
“Since you’re all big and hurting and stuff, let me cook you
something special.” Frankie offers. “Are you craving anything right now?”
“I want Hot dogs,” Zenna says. “My favorite food.”
“Your favorite food can’t be hot dogs! Gross. You’re
kidding, right?”
“I love hot dogs. Make. me. hot dogs.”
Frankie has to buy a microwave oven to make the hot dogs, but he gets it done.
The wife is pleased.
Maternity leave means lots of upgrades around the house.
And lots of time spent on her painting obsession
hobby.
The couple is just sitting down for a quick game of chess
when Zenna goes into labor.
THIS IS THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD.
They try to head out to the hospital, but get jammed at the
door.
Frankie: “Please, plumbob, let us get to the hospital in
time. If I have to deliver this baby I will die.”
While Frankie goes into a near-catatonic state of fright,
Zenna waddles herself over to the subway station to get her pregnant self to
the hospital. Good on you, firewoman!
Frankie snaps out of it in time to realize his child is
about to be born without him, so he rushes to catch up. “I’m coming!! Stop
pushing! Wait for me!”
Better shape up, guy. You almost didn’t make it.
Zenna walks out of the hospital with… a girl! (No, she’s not
considering eating her young. At least, I hope not.)
She looks at her newborn daughter with tears in her eyes.
She decides to name her Bonnie, after her sister.
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Notes-
"Gourmet" goal 1/2 completed...
Rolls for generation 2 are:
A. Single
B. Two children
C. Freelance Photographer
D. Expansionist
E. Runs in the Family
I wasn’t gonna have the heir so early, but then I was
looking at all the days Zenna had off for getting married and I thought, I’d better
just merge the maternity leave with the newlywed leave so she’ll have more time
to become a hero. I hope it works out that I can still peak her career while
having her raise a kid; I haven’t played many families before so I’m unsure
about the timing.
The girl was really surprising. I had this whole hilarious
conversation planned out in my head for the naming of the baby boy, and I guess
I was careless and didn’t have her eat enough apples. Bam! A girl! My dreams
are shattered. But not really, because naming the girl after Zenna’s kid sister
is pretty sweet. It’s just too bad neither parent got the happiness points for
having a boy. :/
Well. I actually wanted a boy baby too. I’m a dude so they
are probably easier for me to characterize and develop.
Bonnie was born with Heavy Sleeper, like her mother, and
Friendly. So, “Runs in the Family” goal fulfilled...